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5/20/12 — 2:00am
thedailywhat: Lunchtime Links: Today on The Daily What Geek: The first official trailer for Arrow Elsewhere on the Internets: Desperate: Jack White, to get into the Guinness Book of World Records Eaten Alive: A Georgia 20-something, who is losing limbs to a flesh-eating bacteria Adorbz: Kristen Wiig and Mick Jagger’s SNL promos Horrifying: Six dead babies were actually for sale online Inside: Facebook’s historic IPO Phony: Kegasus, the beer-loving mascot of the Preakness Stakes Lunchtime Leisure: The Eyes Have ItLunchtime List: 10 Of The Weirdest Children’s Book Authors Of All Time [image: imgur]

thedailywhat:

Lunchtime Links:

Today on The Daily What Geek: The first official trailer for Arrow

Elsewhere on the Internets:

  • Desperate: Jack White, to get into the Guinness Book of World Records
  • Eaten Alive: A Georgia 20-something, who is losing limbs to a flesh-eating bacteria
  • Adorbz: Kristen Wiig and Mick Jagger’s SNL promos
  • Horrifying: Six dead babies were actually for sale online
  • Inside: Facebook’s historic IPO
  • Phony: Kegasus, the beer-loving mascot of the Preakness Stakes

Lunchtime Leisure: The Eyes Have It
Lunchtime List: 10 Of The Weirdest Children’s Book Authors Of All Time

[image: imgur]

Source: thedailywhat
5/20/12 — 1:57am
irisssheeet: Because riding ponies is for pussies

irisssheeet:

Because riding ponies is for pussies

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5/20/12 — 1:53am
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5/20/12 — 1:52am
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5/20/12 — 1:51am
epicponyz: Cupcake Fail

epicponyz:

Cupcake Fail

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5/20/12 — 1:49am

sailorswayze:

example of why i dont make comics very often

Source: sailorswayze
5/20/12 — 1:47am
deladaily: obama gundam

deladaily:

obama gundam

Source: deladaily
5/20/12 — 1:45am
  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Is that rain?

  • Siri:

    What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Let's get tomato soup delivered!

  • Siri:

    ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

  • Siri:

    Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Remind me to clean up.

  • Siri:

    Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Tomorrow.

  • Siri:

    I'm in hell. This is hell.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

  • Siri:

    I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

  • Siri:

    I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    *dances*

  • Siri:

    Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

Source: asinmancy
5/20/12 — 1:45am
klingonbard: Wakka-Wakka

klingonbard:

Wakka-Wakka

Source: klingonbard
5/20/12 — 1:44am